torijoanne:

This is hilarious

darrynek:

how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

I did not intend to get this drunk
— Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)